Journalist: Why did you trade Wheeler and Niedereiter? 

Joe: There was a lack of attitude in this team. We done our works recently and we decided that those two players were part of this lack of attitude. Wheeler is one of the best players in the game, but he never gets our team to a playoff spot over the past few years. He does not reach what we were expecting for a superstar player. In Niedereiter case, he is considered like a goal scorer, and like Wheeler, he did not reach this aspect of the game for our team. I’ll not give you all details, but those two players committed unspeakable acts with one of their teammates in after a practice last month. 

Journalist: Do you team that with those two players gone, your team can get a playoff spot this year? 

Joe: Honestly, on paper, hell no. What a stupid question... 

Journalist: Can you tell us more on the players you get back in those trade, especially the prospects? 

Joe: Go see on Wikipedia, they will give all the information you want, stupid reporter. 

Journalist: Hahaha. Please coach, stop joking. 

Joe: Brett Howden is a forward, Calen Addison is a dman, Scott Perunovich come from United State, Ryan Miller is old, Nikolai Goldobin is 23 years old... 

Journalist: Euh what? 

Joe: Well, stupid journalist, stupid questions, stupid answers...Get the hell out of this room or I’ll not answer any other question. Better idea, this press conference is over. Bye.