Kings Sometin Wong has some questions

Tonight will start Round 2 for the Kings.  They will face a canadian team, the Canucks.  Isn't the same, Canucks, canadian...We have decided to ask our favorite correspondant : Sometin Wong, to talk about the series.  He has 8 questions and obviously they were left unanswered. Here are the 8 sentences:

1-     Because we are in the South and they are in the North, Is the toilet water turns the other way?

2-     Looking at the weather channel upthere, why the temperature rarely go over 32 ? They have rain in January...it should frozen?

3-     Since the Kings affiliate is Ontario, California, not sure about Vancouver, CA. I thought it was in the state of Canada. Not California. Or even in Washington state....im confused.

4-     Is Brent Burns safari pack be able to travel with him? They seems to be his lucky charms for him so far in the offseason.

5-     Has Canada banned the plastic bag?

6-     Are they allowed to do the running man challenge?

7-     According to some prestigious universities in USA and a recent serious research by CBC's Rick Mercer, Canada doesn't have access to the ocean, why do the Canucks have  an ocra on their jerseys? Also, seal hunt in Saskatchewan might be an option for Brent Burns taste for nature. Its shouldn't be too far from Vancouver. Surely, I would be looking at the double double.  http://youtu.be/CHON2Zub_2s

PS : The “ocean” part is at 09:25 but is worth listing to the whole 15+ minutes.

8-     ON another related video, WJ Bushes said, Canada is our most important neighbor to the North. Plus, some agreed that Canada is on a 20 hour clock.  Are the games being played in the morning?

If anyone could help Mr Wong, please come forth!

Good luck Kings! You will need it.  The Canucks are definetely the favorite in the series and the Kings the underdog.