The Viking Dinosaur Returns
2021-03-06The players barely had a chance to get out of their gear when it was announced that GM Steve had fired Coach Paul Maurice. After another lack luster performance and moves already made to shake the team up, GM Steve had enough. Paul was greeted at his office by Security and was immediately walked out the door.
GM Steve had this to say, “We would like to thank Paul for his time and efforts however with his high salary we expected more from him. We do wish him the best in his future endeavors, however after a strong start to the season, the team has found itself playing inconsistent hockey while taking steps backwards in my opinion. As such we had to make a move and get a new voice in the locker room.”
Clearly what is old is new. On behalf of The Calgary Flames we are pleased to announce and welcome back to the organization the Viking Dinosaur himself, Darryl Sutter.”
When the players were asked about the coaching change. Captain Jordan Staal had this to say, “it’s always disappointing and frustrating to see someone lose their job. The coach did everything he could to prepare us and we under performed. As for Darryl, he brings a wealth of knowledge, a balanced approach to the game, while holding the players accountable”
Rumor has it that Darryl will arrive from Viking in time for the Flames next game.